I have mastered the art of ordering at Subway. As for the fear of sandwiches, I still hesitate before I step into a build-your-own sandwich place.
In retrospect, it was no big deal. But at the time, I felt rather stupid.
Consider this. There are at least five decision points and over fifty variables that you have to deal with before you can order a sandwich at a place like Subway.
It all started with a casual trip to the nearby shopping mall. I was new to Canada and was in part job hunting and part window shopping when I ended up at the food court and decided to have a bite. I picked Subway since I had never eaten there before. After consulting the overhead display board, I decided to order a BLT.
โA BLT please,โ I said as my turn came up. It was lunch hour.
โSandwich or salad?โ the girl behind the counter was completing her previous order.
Huh? I thought this was a sandwich place. She patiently explained that I could have any of the displayed items in the form of a salad or a sandwich.
I decided to go with the sandwich.
โBread?โ
I hesitated; I didnโt know of any sandwiches that did not include bread.
โYes,โ I said confidently.
From the look on her face, I could sense that was not the correct answer.
โWhat kind of bread, Sir?โ She was not smiling anymore.
I wanted to say โregular bread,โ but I caught myself.
โWhat are my choices?โ I looked around to see if there was some sort of cheat sheet to pick the proper bread. As she rattled off multiple options that I didnโt recognize, I heard โwheat.โ So, I decided to go with wheat.
โWhat size?โ She was more focused on the bread that she had pulled out from the shelf than me.
Size? I just wanted a sandwich, not a shirt.
She looked up and was more explicit, โfoot-longโโ or 6โโ?โ I went with the larger one.
โCheese? โ
โYes.โ
โWhat type?โ
โCheddar,โ the only one I knew other than Amul, the Indian brand of processed cheese.
โToasted?โ
โSure.โ
โWhat would you like in it?โ The question came from the second girl behind the counter.
โBLT, Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato,โ I assumed that she was not aware of my original order.
โYes, but what would you like in it?โ She was less friendly.
I was confused. I wanted to repeat BLT, but it was clear that she was expecting me to say something else.
She glanced behind me as if to indicate that I was holding up the line. With a flourish, she gestured towards trays of โtoppings and extrasโ in front of her as if to say, โLook here, you moron, pick from these.โ
There were over a dozen items that were on display. I had no idea what went well with a BLT.
โDo you have a default option?โ I asked, hoping that a standard BLT version would enable me to skip the decisions.
โDefault?โ clearly, I had lost her.
I tried a different tack, โCan I have a bit of everything?โ
She didnโt answer but went on to start piling up my sandwich with a bit of everything displayed at the counter.
I started to move towards the cashier with a sense of relief when she asked, โSauce?โ
โYes.โ
โWhich one?โ Once again, she rattled off the names. I picked the only word I recognized โ Barbecue.
Sensing that I was done, I moved towards the cashier.
โWould you like to make that a combo?โ It was the cashierโs turn to humiliate me.
Feeling guilty that I had held up the line, I said โYes.โ
โChips or cookies?โ
โChips.โ
โWhat kind?โ
โThe one with the green picture,โ I just wanted to be out of there.
Fortunately, I didnโt have to pick a drink. It came from a dispenser.
As I sat down exhausted from my sandwich-ordering ordeal, I realized that there was no way that I could fit the sandwich that I had bought into my mouth. While the โbit of everything optionโ let me off the hook, I now needed a fork to eat it. Not wanting to go back to the girl at the counter, I painstakingly ate as much of the sandwich as I could and left the rest.
As I left the mall, I felt that I could get a large capital project at work approved with fewer decision points and variables.
I should write to Subway. Apparently, when it comes to the fear of sandwiches, I am not alone.
They should have default options for each of their sandwiches to avoid people like me holding up the line!
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