If you play either squash or tennis, you know that both games require speed, agility, endurance, power, and strategy. Most squash players have no doubt that their game is the hardest of all racquet sports, particularly when compared to tennis. My friend Bill Guest lets the image on his parking spot speak for itself!
You ask tennis players, and you will find that their belief in the superiority of their game over squash is unwavering. As the debate continues, I consolidated the previous versions of this discussion into a new post along with a few new ones that came to my mind.
So here is a quick look at the lighter side of squash vs. tennis.
A squash player’s thoughts on tennis
Tennis players need two serves to get a rally going.
Tennis players need three balls to play the game, squash players are more efficient.
In tennis, you have to break your opponent to win, in squash, you just have to beat them.
Squash players donโt feel the need to convert every shot into a forehand shot.
Tennis has deuce and ad courts; in squash, it is just right and left.
In Tennis, hitting the line is considered an excellent shot; in squash, it will cost you.
In tennis, a passing shot is a winner, in squash, itโs just good length.
Love does not count for a whole lot in tennis.
Tennis players need to rest after every two games; squash players have fine-tuned the art of calling โletsโ and arguing with the referee.
The reverse view
Tennis is a spectator sport; squash wants to be a spectator sport.
In squash, players try to let the ball die; in tennis players try to kill it.
Squash players pretend that a โnickโ is a repeatable shot.
Tennis players warm up before the game; squash players warm the ball up.
In Tennis, players donโt hide behind your backs.
Squash players need walls around them to keep the ball on the court.
In squash, you can get a โstrokeโ and continue to play; in tennis, if you get a stroke you need an ambulance!
In squash, a dead Nick is a good shot, in tennis, a dead Nick is, not good for Nick!
Squash players struggle with their scoring system โ 9, 11, 15, PAR…
Squash pros make a living; tennis pros make the Forbes list.
Tennis players only boast when they are off the court.
Tennis has an injury named after the game – tennis elbow, squash does not.
Squash is played with tins, boxes, and lines.
Itโs OK to cheat in squash, as long as it means poaching to one side of the court.
In squash, โserve and volleyโ means that you serve and your opponent volleys.
In squash, your opponent can push you from the back and flash the โLโoser sign, especially when you seem to have an advantage.
In squash, the referee can often threaten you with a throat-slashing motion.
In squash, if you make an โattemptโ to play a ball the referee may give you another shot at it. It would be sweet, in real life!
In squash, grammar is less important – โno letโ, โtight lengthโ…
Squash players seem to be standing around and looking back during rallies.
So there you have it.
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