Squash vs. Tennis – The lighter side!

If you play either squash or tennis, you know that both the games require speed, agility, endurance, power and strategy.  Most squash players have no doubt that their game is the hardest of all racquet sports, particularly when compared to tennis. My friend Bill Guest lets the image on his parking spot speak for itself! Squash vs. Tennis

You ask tennis players, and you will find that their belief in the superiority of their game over squash is unwavering. As the debate continues, I consolidated the previous versions of this discussion into a new post along with a few new ones that came to my mind. So here is a lighthearted look at  ”squash vs. tennis” that may make you smile and think.

A squash player’s thoughts on tennis:

Tennis players need two serves to get a rally going.

Tennis players need three balls to play the game, squash players are more efficient.

In tennis, you have to break your opponent to win, in squash you just have to beat them.

Squash players don’t feel the need to convert every shot into a forehand shot.

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Tennis has deuce and ad courts; in squash it is just right and left.

In Tennis, hitting the line is considered an excellent shot; in squash it will cost you.

In tennis, a passing shot is a winner, in squash it’s just good length.

Love does not count for a whole lot in tennis.

Tennis players need to rest after every two games; squash players have fine-tuned the art of callings “lets” and arguing with the referee.

The reverse view:

Tennis is a spectator sport; squash wants to be a spectator sport.

Squash needs tennis players’ support to get into the Olympics (may be!)

In squash, players try to let the ball die; in tennis players try to kill it.

Squash players pretend that a “nick” is a repeatable shot. That is like calling this a repeatable shot

Tennis players warm up before the game; squash players warm the ball up.

In Tennis, players don’t hide behind your back.

Squash players need walls around them to keep the ball in the court.

In squash, you can get a “stroke” and continue to play; in tennis if you get a stroke you need an ambulance!

In squash a dead nick is a good shot, in tennis, dead Nick is, not good for Nick!

Squash players struggle with their scoring system – 9, 11, 15, PAR…

Squash pros make a living; tennis pros make the Forbes list.

Tennis players only boast when they are off the court.

Tennis has an injury named after the game – tennis elbow, squash does not.

Squash is played with tins, boxes, and lines.

It’s OK to cheat in squash, as long as it means poaching to one side of the court.

In squash, “serve and volley” means that you serve and your opponent volleys.

In squash, your opponent can push you from the back and flash the “L”oser sign, especially when you seem to have an advantage.

In squash, the referee can often threaten you with a throat-slashing motion.

In squash, if you make an “attempt” to play a ball the referee may give you another shot at it. Would be sweet, in real life!

In squash, grammar is less important – “no let”, “tight length”…

Squash players seem to be standing around and looking back during rallies.

So there you have it. If you feel that “never the twain shall meet!”, we should perhaps ask the badminton players to join in the conversation!

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For the love of the game – When the mind is willing, but the body is weak!

So, have you lost a little spring in your split-step, of late? With all the athletic support equipment that you wear on the court, do you feel like a bionic man or woman? Are you running out of excuses for losing to people who you used to beat handily? After a close five-setter, does your way up to your first floor bedroom look like the climb to the Tian Tan Buddha? Steps to Tian Tan BuddhaOr perhaps, all the socializing after the game is finally catching up with you! If you are nodding “yes” do not despair! It happens to the best of us, and that includes professional squash and tennis players. When Rafael Nadal who is twenty-six and ranks fourth in the world complains about court surfaces and knee injuries, you are in good company!

Injuries are part of every game. Unlike football, hockey and basketball, squash and tennis are not contact sports. However, the twists and lunges of squash and the repetitive movements and power of tennis take its own toll on the players’ body. It is hard to categorically state that squash is harder on the body compared to tennis, or vice versa. Players who play both the games will admit that the injuries from the two games tend to be different. Generally speaking, if you exclude unexpected injuries like sprains, the most common squash injuries tend to happen to the lower body while a large percentage of injuries from tennis affect the upper body. Obviously, this is purely from the point of view of a club player and not a professional athlete.

The three most vulnerable parts of the body of a squash player are the knees, the ankles and the lower back or hip. The large proportion of players with knee braces and ankle supports that you see in squash courts are a testament to this. Players often lunge both linearly and laterally to cover the court and then leverage their knees to push-off and get back to the “T”. Over time, this puts a lot of stress on the ankle, knee and the lower back. The fact that most club players dislike an elaborate warm up routine does not help reduce the potential for injuries. Players resorting to an “executive warm up”- using the steam room or a hot tub before the game – is also not uncommon. While the merit of this is debatable, a warm up in the hot tub certainly has more appeal over a five-minute run on the treadmill.

The racquet baggage!

Tennis players, on the other hand, are a different breed. Unlike squash, they even have an injury named after the game. If you have not experienced tennis elbow, your credentials as a tennis player may be suspect. With all the serves and over head slams, the shoulder takes a good beating in tennis. So, if your serves are not what they used to be, you can always blame it on rotator cuff tendonitis! With more and more tennis players shying away from the net, the rallies have become longer, and top-spin is the name of the game. While a cocked wrist is the norm for a strong forehand shot, many a club player brings the wrist into play which can eventually lead to injuries similar to carpal tunnel syndrome. To sum it up, if you have been playing tennis long enough, there is a good chance that one of these three joints – wrist, elbow, shoulder – is causing you more trouble than you need.

At the end of the day, they do say it is not about winning; it is about having fun. Sure, that works for me. Though, if I were winning, I would probably be having more fun!

So do you play squash to keep fit? Or, do you keep fit to play squash?

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